Old Doesn’t Mean Dead

I hate the assumption that old people don’t have sex. Just because you are old doesn’t mean you’re dead. Yes the sex slows down and yes it gets harder to get the old pecker to stand at attention but they make medicine for that. And women may find it more difficult with age to get their pussies wet but they make lube for that.

In my old age I’ve found that I get more aroused. It’s like the closer I get to death the more I want to live. And one of the most enjoyable things about living is sex. I want to have as much sex as I can before I go. I want to live out every single fantasy that I’ve ever had. Luckily for me there are plenty of women my age that feel the same way.

I’ve discovered I can pay just $5.25 per month with an 83% off discount to Granny Ghetto and get my rocks off as many times as I can get it up.